I Got People. And Free Stuff.
Remember how I was super annoying begging for votes so I would win the Scary Mommy contest? Well, it paid off because, friends, WE WON! Jill Smokler is officially coming to the Steel City (Pittsburgh,...
View ArticleClueless Like Me: A Jewelry Giveaway!
I see all these fashionable ladies with their beautiful jewelry walking around in their knee-high boots that would come up to my crotch, and I ask myself, “Why are you so afraid to accessorize?!” It’s...
View Article17 Has Turned 35
This here is a sponsored post, but I am in love with the product and you could win a free somethin’ somethin’. We all win. My handsome husband recently turned 35. I also celebrated the 12th...
View ArticleThe Sister God Forgot to Give Me
Middle school was rough for me. Between break-outs and boys and the exhilarating yet terrifying release out from under the protective wing of elementary school, it was quite the transition period....
View ArticleHusband: WTF?
Even though Facebook continues to be a thorn in the side of bloggers everywhere, I’m holding out hope that my pals and I will be given Mark Zuckerturd’s blessing to rant, rave, and laugh as per our...
View ArticleHere, Have a Free Vacation. Really.
Dimpled knees and chubby hands. Sweet smiles and coos. Snuggles and soft sighs. Babies. I’ll pause for a collective awwww… Done? It’s no secret I love me some babies. In fact, I would have more if my...
View ArticleBoogie Wipes Giveaway!
Hey, you. Yeah, YOU! Wanna win MORE free back-to-school stuff? Then you’ve come to the right place. In celebration of Great Grape Boogie Wipes, I’m teaming up with Boogie Wipes to offer the Great Grape...
View ArticleNeed Frozen Halloween Costumes? Kandoo!
Halloween is nearly here, and I’m teaming up with Kandoo and some of my favorite bloggers on Instagram to co-host an epic Frozen Halloween costume giveaway. Do your kids love Halloween? Are they...
View ArticleGiveaway: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey’s Built To Amaze!
I’m making plans for you and your family. Ready? On November 5th or 6th–you pick, I’m not that bossy–you’ll be heading to the CONSOL Energy Center to witness the greatest show on earth. That’s not...
View ArticleI’m a Butt Paste Mom
You see this little nugget? She’s about to turn the big 0-2. I have mixed emotions about this milestone. Technically, she hasn’t been a baby for the past year but mind your own business, BabyCenter,...
View ArticleChapters & Seasons
Many chapters in my life have already closed. The teenage years, college, dating, the pre-kids days. Sometimes I grow nostalgic and a little part of me yearns to reopen a chapter or two (smooth...
View ArticlePotted Potter
Raise your hand if you love Harry Potter. Raise your hand if you love humor. Raise your hand if you’d love to see the hilarious live show, Potted Potter, a parody where all seven Harry Potter books are...
View ArticleGlamping, you say?
This is a sponsored post; my family got the hook-up with a free weekend’s stay, and you can win the same! On the heels of a successful April giveaway extravaganza, I have one last surprise for my local...
View Article2019 EQT Children’s Theater Festival
It’s time to come out of hiding. Spring has sprung in the ‘burgh, so there’s no longer any excuse for avoiding the outdoors and other people. What? Just me? ‘Tis the season for soccer practice and...
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